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Here’s how to make a free website in 20 minutes:

How to make a free website in 20 minutes. Step one: acquire a dictionary.

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Here’s how to make a free website in 20 minutes. Step one, get a dictionary. If you can’t find one, use dictionary.com on your phone. Step two, look up the word mirage. Step three, read the definition out nice and loud.

Mirage: an optical effect, sometimes seen at sea but more often seen on TikTok, that looks like a distant object but on closer inspection doesn’t exist at all. See also: nonsense.

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here's how you can make a free website in 20 minutes right now step one acquire a dictionary if you can't get a dictionary just use your phone there's a website called dictionary.com step two search for the word Mirage it's in there somewhere I know you might not use a dictionary for a while but you will find it trust me step three read out the definition nice and loud you can read it to yourself it doesn't matter it'll become clear as soon as you read it the definition of Mirage is as follows an optical effect that is sometimes seen at C but more often seen on TikTok that may have the appearance of a distant object but on closer inspection doesn't exist at all see also other words like nonsense and you can't make a website for free in 20 minutes even if TikTok tells you you can you might be able to make a website but it'll be a website and who wants a website even if it only takes you 20 minutes don't shoot the messenger I'm just telling you the truth sorry

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