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Nobody turned up to help with this video
The office is normally fuller than this. Nobody wanted to be in the video. Again.
▶Play the video: Nobody turned up to help with this videoNobody turned up, so it’s just me. Which leaves me to show you what makes Genius Division different. Mainly the ability to write on a whiteboard and look strategic. Write “strategy” at the top, draw an arrow, write “plan”. It doesn’t mean anything, but it looks the part. Add some words. We document, we rationalise, we streamline, we simplify. Random, but they sound impressive.
Then there’s the press coverage book. Genius Division is 15 years old, with a serious history of press coverage. The book is blank.
That’s the point. We don’t care about awards. What we do care about is designing and building world-class websites and iconic brands for businesses all around the world. If you don’t want a rubbish website, and you actually want a good one, that’s all we do.
Plenty of agencies sell the whiteboard. The strategy, the buzzwords, the trophy cabinet. None of it is the website.
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good evening T ah well nobody's here the office is normally Fuller than this but I guess nobody wanted to be part of this video again so we're just going to have to work what we've got aren't we well the first thing that I've always thought really makes us different is the ability to write on a whiteboard and look strategic I mean I'm not even writing on the Whiteboard yet but I'm already looking strategic using a whiteboard I mean you have to remember now Genius Division is 15 years old we've got a real serious history of press coverage yeah we document we understand we rationalize we streamline we simplify we explain what yeah I'm just saying random words they sound impressive though don't I'm just getting a support call here's the chance to see how Genius Division really do it hello good afternoon dear esteemed client this is Craig at Genius Division how may I service you on this fine day yeah it really makes us look strategic by WR in strategy at the top of the board and doing an arrow like that and then saying something like um plan this is just be real right you're going to cut out the voice yeah no I mean you're going to cut this out because this plan here it doesn't mean anything does it at all you won't believe this last bit I couldn't believe we got this press coverage look at that sorry windows and windows and doors now this is a bit no we sell webs no no I'm not interested we don't need Windows and Doors I think they were just looking for a different business yes the Press coverage book is blank because we don't give a [ __ ] about Awards what we do give a [ __ ] about is designing and building worldclass websites and iconic brands for businesses all around the world so if next time you don't want to do a [ __ ] website you actually want to do a good website come to Genius Division because all we do is good websites so yeah that's where the magic happens I think it would have been more impactful if the other people would have turned up but as Marcus really has famously said the Rubik's Cube is not completed until all sides are the correct color I think about that phrase a lot when I'm in times of difficulty